February 2012
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Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Girl approaches gay dude I work with:
Girl: Hey, I've got some chocolate here if you'd like one. I'm not sure what's in them. Do you like nuts?
Me: BAHAHAHA! Does he like nuts? He fucking loves them! Hahahaha!
Girl: wha- oh...! *blushes - walks away giggling*
Feb 24th
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Why did the scare crow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Feb 24th
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A whole four new followers today!!! ^_^
HERRO, NEW FOLLOWERS! I’M A HOODIN! <3 I RUV!
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I'll admit she's hot, but there are some sever... →
How many gifs of you biting your lip can you possibly need?
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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arandomgirlinarandomworld replied to your photo: #febphotoaday this is where I work. 95% customer… *shivers* Looks familiar to a couple of previous places I’ve worked. What do you sell? Do you like it? I work for a company called Xplornet. Most of the people here do customer support, but there are a dozen of us who work sales. It’s great. We sell high-speed internet solution to rural...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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eretique replied to your post: eretique replied to your post: eretique replied to… lol you are married to your kitty? ;) pfft… she wishes. The weirdo. I’m married to the sea! :P haha
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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sainowaifu replied to your post: eretique replied to your post: eretique replied to… not single bear, its forever alone =w= Well, why don’t you come to my country and be my Norwegian goddess? <3 <3
Feb 22nd
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eretique replied to your post: eretique replied to your post: k8st4r replied to… Well that is what I think…Not hitting on you but I like to state it when someone has beautiful features. No girlfriend??? Ew… no… girls are smelly……. is my excuse for not having a girlfriend :P I’m a single bear.
Feb 22nd
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eretique replied to your post: k8st4r replied to your photo: I’m bored and being… I still can’t believe how beautiful your eyes are and how sweet you look… :D <3 <3 You’re honestly making me blush  :D
Feb 22nd
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k8st4r replied to your photo: I’m bored and being a cam whore. (Taken with… you look hot ;) YOU LOOK HOT!!!
Feb 22nd
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shayraeingame replied to your photo: I’m bored and being a cam whore. (Taken with… Is that your natural eye color? :o uh huh! :)
Feb 22nd
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icanbeyoursuperboo replied to your photo: I’m bored and being a cam whore. (Taken with… why do you look so sad? :[ Cause I’m bored, I guess :P I think that’s just my face. :P
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Males, I would like to propose a contest!!! →
Sorry to all you tumblr weirdos who who oppose the existence of gender and/or sex, but this is a game that only males, in the legal sense of the term, are allowed to play. :P
Feb 22nd
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Kitties caught in the act! =^.^= →
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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“Look at him. Ugh, he’s so eager and sweaty.”
– My friend, Megan MacDonald, describing her hatred of Luke Skywalker.
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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cheebsontoast replied to your post: Becoming obsessed with my scale Yeah don’t weigh yourself more than once daily, your weight naturally fluctuates throughout the day anyway. Don’t be a sad, do like you said and put it away for a bit :) happiness is paramount! once daily is stillllll too much… I’m waiting a week or two.
Feb 20th
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greatergoods answered your question: A question for my pro-choice friends: What interests me about this (common) question is the assumption that no one’s getting a maximum sentence for ‘just’ killing a grown woman. Who made this assumption? I don’t understand where this statement is coming from?
Feb 20th
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Becoming obsessed with my scale
Weighing myself three times per day. Ugh. Weighed myself this morning. Putting it away for two weeks. Or a week. I dunno :/
Feb 19th
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jemaa answered your question: A question for my...
It’s not really. I just wanted that groups opinion.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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k8st4r answered: Why is this for pro-choicers?...
Asking pro-choice folk because I already know the one track answer of the pro-life folk. Don’t oft care to hear what they have to say on the matter. Lol. I want to ask people who are alright with fetus killing what the charge should be if the fetus is killed against the mother’s will. It makes for interesting answers.
Feb 19th
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A question for my pro-choice friends:
If a pregnant woman is killed, do you charger the killer with one count of homicide or two? What if the mother is not killed, but the unborn baby is? Assault or assault and murder? I’m totally pro-choice, btw. Just want to hear your opinion.
Feb 19th
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I wonder why anti-choicers don't go out and...
christiantheatheist: socialistexan: It would allow a man to control his reproduction, and give him an opportunity to have nearly inconsequential premarital sex (outside STDs of course), and allow sex to be not just for reproduction. Oh, you mean it’s because it’s a man and not a woman? Ya don’t say. Yeah, funny that.. Um… I there such a thing as a vasectomy clinic? That place must...
Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Dearest Hoodin:
I’m really proud of you for saving all your change for your tattoo. Good on ya. That coffee tin was a great idea. Putting it on the floor was also a great idea, because now that it weighs 13lbs, if it fell off a shelf, it could break something. Also, kudos on hiding it under your t-shirt so that no one, not even you, would know all that money was there as you entered or left your room....
Feb 17th
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OH NO!!! NOT HAL GILL!!!
:’( My heart! I creys all of dem ters! I’m actually pretty happy overall. But I’ll miss you, Mr. Gill. I even named a fish after once… but he died. Enjoy playing on a team bound for the playoffs.
Feb 17th
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