December 2010
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My four best friends! →
My four new best friends on my desk!!! They’ve since been named:
Shrimp = Gaston
Guppy = Hal Gill
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The pet store was only just getting their fishy order in so I’ll have to wait until later to meet my new best friend(s).
An old man in the parking lot forced me to tell him to go fuck himself. I hate it when they do that. Geriatric Profanity Disorder or GPD is a very serious problem. Please donate to find a cure today.
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Plan
Set alarm,
Put down phone,
Go to sleep,
Wake up,
Shower,
Buy fish
Name fish,
Drive fish to work,
Put fish in aquarium,
Introduce fish to cacti,
Befriend fish,
Make Tumblr/Facebook posts confirming that this has been completed along with photos detailing the adventure.
It’s always good to have a plan!
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Help!
I need suggestions for fish names!!!
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“Look at those twiddly things! They’re probably just fingers, but in case...”
– Lola Hudon
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I find it incredibly strange
that some of my friends and colleagues have never known a time when the Internet didn’t exist. That’s right; we had to filter rumored truth from fiction when trying to discover World -1 in Super Mario Bros.
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alphasgoodgirl asked: Hoody-baba!!! Try starting up your Tumblr by uploading a load of your photography! :-) And tag them all too :-P
“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography,...”
– Jack Handy
“Hey bitches, you like fishes?”
– Jack Corey @ Pets Unlimited.
“In Asia, do they call a potato a pear?”
– Jack Corey
Trust me
You’d rather be a nerd than a geek.
alphasgoodgirl asked: Hoody-baba!!! Try starting up your Tumblr by uploading a load of your photography! :-) And tag them all too :-P
It’s true!!
Anything unrelated to elephants...
… is irrelephant.
My first post via iPhone app. Not seeing the greatness of tumblr quite yet. Maybe I’m not in-tune with youth culture any more.
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
