March 2011
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February 2011
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5vnn:
omg this is fucking hilarious
They’ve been served
Friday morning,
I’m having a psychological profile/evaluation done.
twiTch
Hey March,
You’re giving November a real run for its money for the title of Best Month of the Year 2011 award! November is always good because of the whiskey festival and all of the best new video games get released in time for xmas… but this year, March is offering two new tattoos and a 3DS! A few nice photo shoots and maybe, oh, I dunno, a new job offer, and March could definitely take it this...
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I love my friends! Especially my friends on tumblr. Yerallright! <3
The god damn Japs...
… get their 3DS release this week. I still have a month and a week to wait. This is KILLING ME!!! cries
I’m not even sure what it is that’s on my mind but it sure is keeping me from falling asleep. It’s an awkward, weird, anxious feeling. As though there is something I didn’t do that I should have done. Like I’m forgetting something.
I wonder if it’s waiting to hear about this new job which could really be life changing. Maybe I’m having a mild stroke....
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I wonder...
… what left I have to accomplish in life now that I’ve gotten 3 stars on every single level of Angry Birds AND Angry Birds Seasons. I guess maybe I could finish my degree and then maybe another, get a good job, meet a nice girl, get married, buy a house, have a kid…
Man, I hope March 27th gets here sooooon!
I wish I had a photoshoot tonight!
Allie, come home and let me take...
Dear k8isgr8...
… it’s a god damn firesale in the nations capital!!! Every Ottawa Senator is up for grabs at prices so low, you’ll think they’ve suffered brain damage. Just today they let an almost new Ruutooooo go for a 6th round draft pick!!! But don’t let it getcha down, remember, zettetberg was an 8th round pick! (who knew they had 8 rounds even??)
You know, you’re always...
I named...
… my boy fish after this really pretty girl I have a crush on. I hope it doesn’t develop some kind of complex. I also hope the girl isn’t insulted by being the name sake of a lil boy fishy!
I make bad decisions.
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I'm not...
… skiiling so good at the moment, so I’m gonna go out and ski if maybe skiing will make me skiil any better.
(see what I did all those times there?)
I think...
… I may go get some groceries!
Suggestions?
I just bought...
… a tasty lil product called Avo-Hummus. As you guessed, it’s half Avocado, half hummus and 100% delicious. I just really think they missed the mark on the name.
Avo-Hummus? Um, Humacado? Amirite?
Wait… You mean she didn’t actually shit out tinfoil? Jeez, I must...
– Jack Corey
It may not feel too classy, begging just to eat. But you know who does that?...
– Captain Hammer
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I hope someday that I can say...
… “I’ll be out of the country on business.”
I need to make so much more money than I do now. If I get this new job, I promise myself that it will only be a stepping stone toward more financial security so that I can continue persuing my education and even more financial stability.
I want money… I want to travel, I want to see every thing! I want to buy the most...
Charlie!!
I need a new picture of you for my iPhone background! S’il vous plaĆ®t, ma belle ange d’amour!!!
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Uncle Jon and the Sagar bot!!!
Thyme...
… to go ski!
Ski ya later!
(see what I did there? Lulz)
That awkward moment when you realize you're the...
rambunctiouslysoft-spoken:
vickygranger:
Ever single day of my life.
Bullshit Vicky Granger.
Bullshit.
You fuckin’ tell her, podge!
Dear Vicky Granger,
You’re not ugly. You have a beautiful face. Just want to make sure you know that!
Love,
Hoodin
Xx
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I just...
… had kippers for breakfast. Y’all know what that means!