“I hate mayonnaise. I hate mayonnaise and I equally hate spiders. A mayonnaise covered spider would be the worse, scariest thing of life.”
—My buddy, Ryan Hossack
July 2011
What app do you use to track your workouts?
RunKeeper
Why would you ask this anon? I’d love to discuss with you.
June 2011
God damn fly won't leave me alone!!!
SHOO FLY!!! SHOO!!!!
I dreamt that I was getting my friend a hermit crab.
I wonder if he’d mind in real life…
only one way to find out.
There are only certain types of crabs I don’t mind getting from a girl. This would be one of those.