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I enjoy the company/photography of girls, video games, macro photography, eating things, trying to be skinny, punk rock/the blues, alcohol and my cats (in that particular order).

I have three robot tattoos and will soon have a fourth. I have a 3DS.

I made a friend!!! Lol! #chihuahua #dog #cantbelieveistillhaveaface
What did I just buy?
Tomorrow’s lunch consists of #slaughtered hog, #baked chicken #menstruations and curdled/coagulated cow #rape bi-product. As a non #vegan, I would never state that what I’m doing isn’t wrong and actually, down right #gross - but I must confess, I have a hard time caring :/
So wait… I can be #taller, more #cool AND have bigger #muscles in just 7 days? Where do I sign up? Wait a minute, comic book add from the #80s… you’re not just preying on short, scrawny #comic nerds are you? You know, the ones who dream of being muscular heroes like the ones they’re reading about? Okay, I trust you… sign me up! (I can also use that #skeleton key to break into #girls houses at night!!!) <3 <3
My Runch: A Meal Being Turned Into Poo. By: Jonathan Hudon #food
Best! Day! Ever! #freecomicbookday #fcbd #free! #comics! #strangeadventures
The line up at #StrangeAdventures for #freecomicbookday! If any more kids join the #family in front of me, I’m gonna start throwing them into #traffic. Kids first, then parents, whom I assume will put up way less of a fight when confronted with unfathomable grief and… OMFG IT SMELLS LIKE ONE OF THEM JUST SHIT THEMSELVES! Like, they must be at least 7 or 8 years old, wtf?!
Ai ulso bot ah gaym! #xcom #xbox #games
Ai bot ah bük! #neildegrassetyson #SCIENCE!
Just like #hitler would have said: Ich esse fleisch und brokkoli zum abendessen. #food #foodporn
GUYS! I got promoted!!! #got #thehand #thekingshits #thehandwipes
My lil beans are growing well! I needa transplant them!!! <3 #beans!
If only Baxter and I had something in common… some way that we could bond and, ya know, really share together. Sigh…
#dickballs
2010 was about getting in #shape. Unfortunately, 2011 and 2012 were about getting #fat again. 2013 has been great so far with lots of going to the #gym and #workingout and my goal is to beat all of these #cycling records this year!!! Fastest pace especially… keep in mind, that’s over 10km… Pretty good pace for that distance.